Ok, ok, this is a little off the usual topic of Buttholes...
But if you're a PC gamer, you NEED, I repeat... NEED to own Orion: Prelude.
You can shoot dinosaurs in the face, while jetpacking.
You can shoot dinosaurs in the face... while flying a Vtol.
You can shoot dinosaurs in the face.... in a mech.
You. Can. Shoot. So. Many. Fucking. Dinosaurs. In. The. Face.
I have literally yelled "WHOOOOO!!" at the screen multiple times while playing, and I rarely even crack a smile at anything that's not Butthole related.
Not only that, it's only 99 cents on Steam!!!
Just dig around in your Butthole, I guarantee you'll find 99 cents.
BUY IT >> http://store.steampowered.com/app/104900/ << BUY IT
Check out the developer's website here: http://trek-industries.com/
They had a rocky launch, and a lot of bad press as a release.
Ignore it. The game in its current state is totally kickass, and the developers are committed to making up for the game's shaky past.
The Metacritic score is totally wrong, and dates back to when it was called "Dino Beatdown."
I was not in any way compensated for this blog post, and I didn't really clear it with the developers either, actually.... So, Trek Industries, in the event that you see this and don't want to be associated with Buttholes, no hard feelings. Your game still kicks ass.
See Below: A picture of a dinosaur I shot in the face.
But if you're a PC gamer, you NEED, I repeat... NEED to own Orion: Prelude.
You can shoot dinosaurs in the face, while jetpacking.
You can shoot dinosaurs in the face... while flying a Vtol.
You can shoot dinosaurs in the face.... in a mech.
You. Can. Shoot. So. Many. Fucking. Dinosaurs. In. The. Face.
I have literally yelled "WHOOOOO!!" at the screen multiple times while playing, and I rarely even crack a smile at anything that's not Butthole related.
Not only that, it's only 99 cents on Steam!!!
Just dig around in your Butthole, I guarantee you'll find 99 cents.
BUY IT >> http://store.steampowered.com/app/104900/ << BUY IT
Check out the developer's website here: http://trek-industries.com/
They had a rocky launch, and a lot of bad press as a release.
Ignore it. The game in its current state is totally kickass, and the developers are committed to making up for the game's shaky past.
The Metacritic score is totally wrong, and dates back to when it was called "Dino Beatdown."
I was not in any way compensated for this blog post, and I didn't really clear it with the developers either, actually.... So, Trek Industries, in the event that you see this and don't want to be associated with Buttholes, no hard feelings. Your game still kicks ass.
See Below: A picture of a dinosaur I shot in the face.